teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

juilan:

hisakata-resutomoshibi:

juilan:

I honestly love speaking in Spanish fast so white people can’t use their 9th grade Spanish skills to translate it to English fast enough

then that makes you a huge asshole.

Mira aquí pendeja, me importa un carajo lo que piensas

angelanthem:

breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

royalblackpirate:

femburton:

no vine is better than this 

I’m boutta go get high just bc this vine

stability:

*annoying fifth grader voice*

haha spell icup

bottomjared:

im dead

bottomjared:

im dead

breastforce:

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

how to tell if a movie is shit
portluca:

active ❀ tropical | ocean ☯ blog

they still going around

portluca:

active ❀ tropical | ocean ☯ blog

they still going around

sup jiggas i'm jenny and i came here to win

i love ur eyes they remind me of female genitalia jajajaja i'm español ok? yes jajaja (◡‿◡✿)

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