cumfort:

I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass

dichotomized:

The yellow brick road from the abandoned theme park “The Land of Oz” in Beech Mountain, North Carolina.

dichotomized:

The yellow brick road from the abandoned theme park “The Land of Oz” in Beech Mountain, North Carolina.

demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
chipotlazy:

producenthusiast:

the world may never know

jaden smith has been here

chipotlazy:

producenthusiast:

the world may never know

jaden smith has been here

a canadian family dinner
mom: please pass me the maple syrup so i can pour it all over my poutine
daughter: sure mom, here you go
mom: thank u
daughter: thanks
mom: thanks!
daughter: sorry
mom: its okay, im sorry
daughter: no no no im sorry
dad: im sorry
mom: sorry
dad: sorry
daughter: sorry
pet moose: sorry
dad: please pass the bagged milk
daughter: here dad, sorry
dad: sorry
mom: sorry
daughter: sorry for saying sorry
mom: its okay
daughter: im sorry

missjraffe:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink

hannahvickers:

like honestly, sleeping next to someone is the nicest thing. like when you half wake up at 4am and squeeze them or they move in tighter to you. lovely.

bookipsies:

awwww-cute:

My friends corgi fell asleep in class

What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES

bookipsies:

awwww-cute:

My friends corgi fell asleep in class

What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES

                       


sup jiggas i'm jenny and i came here to win

i love ur eyes they remind me of female genitalia jajajaja i'm español ok? yes jajaja (◡‿◡✿)

instagram: @badparenting

Nuggets