heyitsmec:

America.

Sexism is when people laugh at rape jokes and cringe at female anatomy.
(via wearethefourthwave)

everyone:

humorful:

refreshes:

do you ever look at my blog and think “wow this is the best blog ever”, because i do

im pretty sure thats what everyone thinks

um, please let me think for myself thank you

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”


this a strange dog, why this dog the same size as me (a dog), but not smell like dog???? not sure what happen, owner what u think?

this a strange dog, why this dog the same size as me (a dog), but not smell like dog???? not sure what happen, owner what u think?

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

rnountainjew:

"just let obama try take my guns"

rnountainjew:

"just let obama try take my guns"

contraception:

romance is truly alive

contraception:

romance is truly alive

gekkokurage:

when i bought pokemon X i picked fennekin and squirtle okay

right now we focus on my squirtle, Kazoo, who had a bold personality or something like that

so ofc because he was proud he sparkled

when Kazoo became a Blastoise I was battling him with my friend and she was like “haha holy shit how did you get a shiny blastoise”

i cried for twenty minutes straight

i thought he was sparkly because he had self confidence

                       


sup jiggas i'm jenny and i came here to win

i love ur eyes they remind me of female genitalia jajajaja i'm español ok? yes jajaja (◡‿◡✿)

instagram: @badparenting

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