gays only kupo

Friend: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans 
Another friend: My boyfriend looks best in shorts 
Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080p HD on YouTube

friend: Korean boys are ugly

me: get out of my house

coagulates:

what does it feel like to not be obsessed with something at all times

literally me

teacher: where is your homework?

me: whoa there! please wait an hour before asking any more questions.

when i try to write fanfiction

nailed it

How shipping works...

Normal Fans: I ship my bias with her, she's pretty. They look cute together.

Me: I only ship my bias with other men or myself.

people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience

Me: oh my god this guy is perfect for me omg he needs to have my children we need to get married he's so cute aksjfasfkjaslf

Me: *ships him with other man*

me