Friend: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans
Another friend: My boyfriend looks best in shorts
Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080p HD on YouTube
what does it feel like to not be obsessed with something at all times
teacher: where is your homework?
me: whoa there! please wait an hour before asking any more questions.
How shipping works...
Normal Fans: I ship my bias with her, she's pretty. They look cute together.
Me: I only ship my bias with other men or myself.
Me: oh my god this guy is perfect for me omg he needs to have my children we need to get married he's so cute aksjfasfkjaslf
Me: *ships him with other man*