Friend: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans
Another friend: My boyfriend looks best in shorts
Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080p HD on YouTube
friend: Korean boys are ugly
me: get out of my house

coagulates:

what does it feel like to not be obsessed with something at all times

literally me

literally me

teacher: where is your homework?
me: whoa there! please wait an hour before asking any more questions.

when i try to write fanfiction 

nailed it 

How shipping works...
Normal Fans: I ship my bias with her, she's pretty. They look cute together.
Me: I only ship my bias with other men or myself.

people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience

Me: oh my god this guy is perfect for me omg he needs to have my children we need to get married he's so cute aksjfasfkjaslf
Me: *ships him with other man*
me

me

sup jiggas i'm jenny and i came here to win

i love ur eyes they remind me of female genitalia jajajaja i'm español ok? yes jajaja (◡‿◡✿)

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