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there’s a strange comfort i find in thunderstorms 

there’s also a sense of loneliness that comes along with it 

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wow i really hate the way i look lol why don’t i look like famous people

why am i so short

why is my skin dark

why isn’t my hair manageable 

why isn’t my skin clear

why am i so ugly

why do they all get to be so pretty while i sit here and potato 

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first day of lifeguarding this year i can’t wait to yell at people

hopefully no annoying kids drown i’m not in the mood to save lives

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  • me: i caught the ugly
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    im hot cuz im fly u aint cuz u not
    ― Wisdom of Confucius
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    BEAST JUST FINISHED THEIR PERFORMANCE

    omfg i’m crying so hard like my shirt is so drenched lol

    i miss them so much. i wish i could have been there. they’re finally within my national borders. even if it is the other side of the country

    i’m just so happy and proud they’ve grown so much and they’re so good

    i’m the gayest fangirl ever oh my god

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  • Person: OMG WHAT IS AIR??????
  • Me: Something you shouldn't be allowed to breathe.
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    i forget i’m not dating a celebrity so i just turn away every single guy that approaches me because the only thing they have is knowledge of my existence and let’s be honest a celeb bf is doesn’t need to know i exist to date me

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    it’s just pathetic when irrelevant people try to participate in drama

    like just stop you’re embarrassing yourself

    it’s only fun when it’s famous people

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    “you’re never going to be hot or rich and famous”

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    i can sense that some of you put more thought and wit into your text posts on this website than you do for an essay for school

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  • Future children: Tell us a story!
  • Me: Sure! Back when i was relevant on the internet....
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