gay porn will always be hot while straight porn will always be terrifying

i got asked to prom but i said no and now i’m not going to prom and i’m regretting it but i’m not because whether i go or not i’ll end up crying because i’m friendless even though i try to make friends i’m never more than like an acquaintance school is hard i’m going to cry

I WENT TO THE MOVIES AND THE TICKET WAS 14.50???

THEY USED TO BE LIKE 7.50 WTF I HATE THIS ECONOMY

do you ever see a hot guy and are just like wow that’s a hot guy

logs onto facebook

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logs off of facebook

tumblr predicts the enthusiasm of the everyday blogger

tumblr predicts the enthusiasm of the everyday blogger

north korea prepares to fire nuclear missile at the united states

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what if you like sat down and your fat didn’t try to hang over your pants 

i am making my mother write about 40 different history terms and answer 5  essay questions and create a grid of comparison for me while i sit here and think about how much i want to frick the boy in my html class

i am the worst daughter in the world

no joke i honestly want to sit the kid down on a comfy leather seat and get on his lap and just make out with him and he can put his hands on my butt and i can feel his ween under me and i never ever say things like this but i’m going to cry WANTING PEOPLE IS SO NOT FUN WTF

i have like the hugest crush on a boy in my class and he’s like super tall and korean and cute and funny in a weird way and is so fit but i keep having like fantasies about him and it makes me sad i’m deleting this post

march 2013: i have finally taken down my christmas tree

i went shopping and picked out all these clothes i really thought would look cute

and i tried them all on and started crying i’m so fat i’m killing myself

i need like one of those animal cones to put around my neck to keep me from looking down and seeing my fatness and crying about it

                       


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